Zebrano Zephyrs

Race:  Wood Elf
Coach:  Hannibal Hector
Description
Z.Z. Top was founded by the Treeman Hazel Top. He sweettalked 10 merry elves to join him and form a Blood Bowl Team.

 
Zebrano Zephyrs team badge
Bulletin board from the coach
Feb. 15th, 2009 - old news
Not sissys!
We have twice enjoyed a fast and exciting elfball match against our High Elf cousins Elve Elegante. The first match was friendly, but the second game both Zebrano Zephyrs and Elve Elegante got a bit carried away, and the result was two seriously hurt Wood Elves, of which one permanently lost his jock strap, This happened to Ananaduas Longshot as well, and the agitated crowd lynched the legendary Asbadd Branchgleam. MaestroEJ tried to send in his best medics, but they didn´t dare to go near the lunatic mob, so sadly he died.

The only good thing to be said after the game is this; Elves are absolutely not sissys!
- Hannibal Hector
 
 
May 8th, 2008 - old news
Misery
This is the worst season ever for Hannibal Hector, too bad it´s Zebrano Zephyrs`s first and only season so far in AnBBL.

The Journeymen outplayed us and won 4-1. Head coach Gurthogg was in fact a highly skilled wood elf coach back in the old days, and old skills are not easely forgotten, it seems.

The statistics for Hannibal som far this season is:
35% wins
9% draws
56% losses

ON THE OTHER HAND:
We only need 3 more losses, or 2 draws (or a theoretical victory) to top our group ;)
- Hannibal Hector
 
 
Mar. 29th, 2008 - old news
We Won
With more specialised players comes more specialized team plays. In the beginning this was disastrous for us, but with more experience the tactics of Hannibal Hector actually worked out.

We were ten merry foresters who lacked the iron will needed to play Blood Bowl at a decent level, but punching iron nails into their beloved trees with our bare foreheads, palms and knees for every error made on the pitch proved effective. We are now much more focused. The pain achieved on the pitch is nothing compared to the pain achieved off pitch when we don´t perform.

Pirkka Pillu

Thank you;
- Hannibal Hector
 
 
Mar. 22nd, 2008 - old news
Disaster
Zebrano Zephyrs performed miserably against Bordellaux Broncos.

Their ball handling capability would make any Khemri team ashamed;

Their blocking ability would make any snotling team laugh;

Their agility and movement suggested that they were all treemen...

Hannibal Hector changed his tactics to the easiest of "quick pass"-tactics with a RR handy, 2 dice blocks with block-skill and 3 dice blocks without any skill, but not even this worked out for Zebrano Zephyrs.

His final comments in the elves wardrobe after the match were:

"You can all z@d off back to your verdammten wood!!! You have nothing at all to do on a Blood Bowl pitch!!! You are not juzt a dizgrace to your own race; You´re a dizgrace für all bipeds in ze Old World!!!"
- Hannibal Hector
 
 
 
Tournaments played:
Season V, Season VI, Season VII, Season VIII, Semi Pro XV, Semi Pro XIV
Trophies won:
none




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