Trump Tower Praetorians
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Coach: |
Koba Borsk |
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Bulletin board from the coach |
Apr. 22nd, 2017 - old news |
Lies! Regarding the nasty rumours that Biggus Dickus has joined the folk smelling undead og Norsk Rakfolkfestival, we just want to say:
It is all a SAD lie! Biggus Dickus is not even dead! He went off to form a new and better team with Tupac and Elvis! He will be back and greater than ever.
In fact, what is a lie. Reality is merely a subjective interpretation of sensual stimulation, so what we say is real is AS good as anything, really when you think about it.
Anyway: always remember Biggus Dickus died for our sins! |
- Koba Borsk |
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Apr. 12th, 2017 - old news |
Mourning As we pour one out in memory of a fallen comrade, Biggus Dickus, we also celebrate a new addition to the team! |
- Koba Borsk |
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Feb. 17th, 2017 - old news |
FAKE NEWS!!! I open the newspapers and what I read is chaos, that we haven't won in four matches and that three players are benched due to injuries.
This is the opposite of the truth. Sure we have lost a bit, but this is fake news because so much in the news is fake. This team is running like a fine tuned machine! |
- Koba Borsk |
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PHALLIC!
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Latest matches:
Semi Pro XX, onsdagsball |
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Children of the S... |
0 |
Koigen Frogs |
Semi Pro XX, Onsdagsball#2 |
3 |
Smallwood Peckers |
1 |
Rena Redskins |
Semi Pro XX, søndagsball#1 |
1 |
Smallwood Peckers |
2 |
Mjøsonians |
Semi Pro XX, søndagsball#2 |
2 |
Hamar Jurassic Pork |
1 |
Rena Redskins |
Nellie C-Cup, C-cup Bronze |
1 |
Lokomotiv Löten U... |
0 |
Half Pint Heroes |
Nellie C-Cup, C-cup Final |
1 |
Crimson Tide |
3 |
Løiten Liniemænd |
Semi Pro XX, Onsdagsball |
3 |
Smallwood Peckers |
2 |
Hamar Jurassic Pork |
Semi Pro XX, Nellie søndag |
2 |
Low-tier Gods |
2 |
Hamar Jurassic Pork |
Nellie C-Cup, SEMI |
2 |
Lokomotiv Löten U... |
4 |
Løiten Liniemænd |
Nellie C-Cup, SEMI |
2 |
Crimson Tide |
1 |
Half Pint Heroes |
Semi Pro XX, søndagsball |
2 |
50 Blades of Grey |
1 |
Koigen Frogs |
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