Retired during Season IV. FINED: 30.000gp in season IV
Lumbal Columna has lost his suspensor, has a incontinence problem and is a general thorn in the eyes of Hannibal Hector. Lumbal Columna is in short a living disgrace for the über rat-theories of head coach Hannibal Hector.
His sole purpose on the team is to distract the most violent beasts of the opposition for a while, and he is the ultimate LOSer.
This player wouldn´t get medical attention even in the last turn in the second half in a game against a single, crippled halfling. However Lumbal Columna isn´t stupid, and tried to buy himself a life insurance from the Urithair Consortium lately. I will not insult the intellect of the potential readers with the answer.