Poshtown Pursesnatchers
Retired!
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Description
Coach: Hoffa Back-stabb
The goblins of Orkland has gotten hold of a large sum of money and inspired by their larger cousins, the orks, they have gotten the idea to set up a blood bowl team. To late to join the AnBBL Alpha-series, they have to settle for the South Conference's Bravo-league, were they expect to make a mark of themselves.
The rumoured team-budget is for a million gold pieces, incidently the approximate sum that was reported stolen in a pickpocket revelry in Poshtown, home of Viky Beckburger, wife to the United Munchers star.
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no custom team badge
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| Bulletin board from the coach |
| Nov. 15th, 2007 - old news |
Denies cross team co-operation "Rumours that both Dunkelwald Rammers and Poshtown Pursesnatchers co-operates is a total lie. That the elves of Bordellaux Broncos got beaten up just before our match is purely coincidence. Besides, do you really think that there's a snowball's chance in Khemri that one can co-ordinate anything with the stupid beastmen?" -- Hoffa Back-Stabb, Head Coach of the Poshtown Pursesnatchers |
| - Michael |
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| Oct. 9th, 2007 - old news |
Denies money-laundring Hoffa Back-Stabb, head coach of the Poshtown Pursesnatchers, denies involvement in the Dark Elf gold trade. He stated: 'We only kept those bars as a favour for our Plaguefather, who owed a non-criminal favour to the owner of Grim Rapers and the Urithair chain of hotels.' " -- Luiz Bencher, NBCV
"We're only good friends" --claim  Turd Fire-starter , who was spotted opening the door to the Olzon Triplets' Limowagon
"We're not pointing fingers, but that half of Orkland set 50 million gold-pieces on a AnBBL-south match, can't be coincidence. Especially since it's the first time ever orks have brought gold TOO our box-offices!" |
| - Michael |
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| Oct. 8th, 2007 - old news |
Accused of cheating! "Mr. Hoffa Back-Stab, head coach of the Poshtown Pursesnatchers claims to be appalled by the suggestion that his rag-tag band of pretending Blood Bowlers play outside the rules. A Chainsaw is very useful in cutting the grass for easier movement for 'stunty' players, is the claim of the 'Stuntiez Rightz inz Blood Bowl Association', SRBBA" -- Jhoel Mice, for KBCDCC News
"Thiz iz an affrontz againzt da 'onesty o'gobboz everywhere, weez will concentrate more on hour job as 'sekurity' for da Urithair Hotelz, ending ourz karèer inz AnBBL widd da match against da Grim Rapers" -- Hoffa Back-Stabb |
| - Michael |
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| Oct. 1st, 2007 - old news |
On attendance in the Keffo Cup "Mr. Hoffa Back-Stabb, you team's captain, Groo Sneakers has claimed to be better than this years Keffo Cup-winners, da Sneaky Runtz and have challenge them to a match to determine the true winners. You do know that the Keffo Cup is open for SC-bravo teams, don't you? The Slaves of Succubus's attendance should be a dead give-away."
- Bah, 'open' and 'open'. Whenz da Town Watch getz help from da Military, weez cannot enter da Keffo Cup, evenz if weez beats da orkses! |
| - Michael |
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Latest matches:
| Semi Pro XX, Nellie søndag#2 |
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Smallwood Peckers |
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Rena Redskins |
| Semi Pro XX, Nellie søndag#1 |
| 2 |
Vangbana Vekselva... |
| 0 |
Mjøsonians |
| Semi Pro XX, onsdagsball |
| 2 |
Children of the S... |
| 0 |
Koigen Frogs |
| Semi Pro XX, Onsdagsball#2 |
| 3 |
Smallwood Peckers |
| 1 |
Rena Redskins |
| Semi Pro XX, søndagsball#1 |
| 1 |
Smallwood Peckers |
| 2 |
Mjøsonians |
| Semi Pro XX, søndagsball#2 |
| 2 |
Hamar Jurassic Pork |
| 1 |
Rena Redskins |
| Nellie C-Cup, C-cup Bronze |
| 1 |
Lokomotiv Löten U... |
| 0 |
Half Pint Heroes |
| Nellie C-Cup, C-cup Final |
| 1 |
Crimson Tide |
| 3 |
Løiten Liniemænd |
| Semi Pro XX, Onsdagsball |
| 3 |
Smallwood Peckers |
| 2 |
Hamar Jurassic Pork |
| Semi Pro XX, Nellie søndag |
| 2 |
Low-tier Gods |
| 2 |
Hamar Jurassic Pork |
| Nellie C-Cup, SEMI |
| 2 |
Lokomotiv Löten U... |
| 4 |
Løiten Liniemænd |
| Nellie C-Cup, SEMI |
| 2 |
Crimson Tide |
| 1 |
Half Pint Heroes |
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